I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch
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I wonder if I take that mega bus to Atl if Odara would go to Childish Gambino concert with me?????
THIS IS ALL TRUTH!!!! GAMBINO GIRL FOREVER
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When I rap “Mercy” I swear I feel like the dopest rapper alive.
LET THE SUICIDE DOORS UP I THREW SUICIDES ON THE TOUR BUS!!!
Daft Punk remixes by Teddybears…
Sometimes you just want to gyrate them hips… And tonight is that night.*cue the mirror Im coming for you*
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livinevitaloca:
he’s black ass hell…..he’s sexy as well
I always reblog this, his dark assi love his skin
i know this niggas dick is blacker than a turned-off tv and i’d love to hold it. with my mouth <3
lmaooooo @ that ^^^^^^ comment! But um yeah. please?
Its hot all of sudden in this air conditioned room.
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TODAY I BOUGHT A TRIPOD….. THIS IS A WARNING.
Tonight me and frozen alcoholic beverages will be friends :). Expect some epic quotes
Living Awesome and Blah: What I Learned from Pole Aerobics
Today was my first pole class too. That’s exactly how I felt. I have crazy bruises EVERYWHERE. My hand got cut. I got dizzy from walking around the pole so much. I worked my ass off just to climb up the damn thing. But so, so worth it.Well last night I begun my adventures into pole aerobics. Im very serious about this. My alter-ego has always been a stripper so it was only right I got to understand the dynamics of the pole can’t just shake your ass in your mirror forever… Also just great workout. so I felt the need the things I…
Omg I was dizzy as well. No visible bruised but my arms are killing me. Yes definitely worth it. Good Luck AtomicSweetheart!
What I Learned from Pole Aerobics
Well last night I begun my adventures into pole aerobics. Im very serious about this. My alter-ego has always been a stripper so it was only right I got to understand the dynamics of the pole can’t just shake your ass in your mirror forever… Also just great workout. so I felt the need the things I got out of my first class….
- New Found Respect For Strippers. Note, I never had anything against strippers in the first place but just a new respect. You can’t just wake up one day and decide to be a stripper. Them women work hard. That pole no joke! You have to have upper body strength, know how to position yourself, be steady. Its just a lot and they have to seriously go hard to get this down to a T. Next time you see some strippers tip them a extra $5 or something because them women deserve it all the work they put in.
- It’s not easy to look sexy and try to stay up on the pole. I mean it feels like its one or the other deal. I’m trying to concentrate not falling off when i get up higher on the pole. Not to look sexy with it. Its rough. You got just walk in there with your sexy face and just let it be stuck on your face. I will hopefully master the art of doing both one day.
- The Less clothes the better. Well apparently lotion is not a good thing for the pole. You pretty much almost need to go in there ashy in way or something.Your body has to grip them poles to hold you up. Clothes is a hindrance. I had to go in the bathroom take off my tights and just chill with my booty shorts on because your body gotta keep you up people. Remember that.
- Tip Toes are important. The better you are on your tip toes the easier you are to take off into a great spin and just get momentum on the pole and getting further up.
- Stretching and more Stretching. Just like with everything stretching is important helps loosen you up and get you ready. Thankfully because of my love of yoga Im always stretched out.
Pole aerobics begins. 6 sessions (Taken with instagram)
Looking through some old pictures. Came across some funny ones that express just how awesome my life can get for no apparent reason.
i’m trying
